Mickey7@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoCould sarcophagus in Türkiye's Antalya hold remains of St. Nicholas known as Santa Claus?www.turkiyetoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down19
arrow-up141arrow-down1external-linkCould sarcophagus in Türkiye's Antalya hold remains of St. Nicholas known as Santa Claus?www.turkiyetoday.comMickey7@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·16 days ago he sees you when you’re sleeping 😶 he knows when you’re awake 😐 he knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake ☹️ do not open that sarcophagus. that corpse is a fucking vampire.
minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 days agoCan’t be, he doesn’t have to ask for permission before sliding down the chimney!
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 days agodoesn’t have to. He’s santa. everyone welcomes him into their homes.
minus-squareRandom_Character_A@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days agoBut he brings gifts to warm our blackened consumer souls and only occasionally snacks on a family member.
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do not open that sarcophagus. that corpse is a fucking vampire.
Can’t be, he doesn’t have to ask for permission before sliding down the chimney!
doesn’t have to. He’s santa. everyone welcomes him into their homes.
But he brings gifts to warm our blackened consumer souls and only occasionally snacks on a family member.