You’re right - the climate is a-changin’!
The reward waiting for you at the end is crippling debt.
Only if you get student loans. Just don’t go to college! It’s not like the world needs doctors, scientists, engineers, dentists, teachers, meteorologists, judges, librarians, well-educated citizens in general… Oh wait.
I can’t even eat the ramen any more. I found out I have celiac.
Climate change waits for no one.
Also, more ramen in your thirties.
At least in my 40s I can afford to add an egg.
Look at Mr. Moneybags over here with his egg.
Dude in my 40,s can’t afford the egg. It getting rough out here.
Don’t forget the oligarchy!
*broligarchy
I didn’t even get that fun shit. I became disabled and bedridden at 20.
Well at least you get to retire eventually.
Lol. JK. You’re going to be a wage slave until you die, probably during the climate change induced famine.
There was hope then at least - eating ramen and working three jobs because the degree and the work was supposed to make things better. But then hitting your thirties and realizing that the mistake you made wasn’t being born wealthy.
It gets worse when you get a kid, cant sleep at night, and a house mortgage for life. Just figured I would cheer you up. :p
no need to wait
Hold up, am I crazy or is this showing that the temperature at the North pole was 15 °C in January? What’s the source of the picture? What were usual readings in previous years?
I think it means 15C warmer than before the industrial revolution
It looks like it’s relative to the 2004-2013 average, actually. Note the years listed at the bottom.
I think it’s showing it’s 15 degrees warmer than normal, if I read it right.
That’s why I spent my 20s doing drugs and banging everything that glanced in my general direction.
I am also no longer allowed at the zoo
Or the art museum?
I never was. As a precaution.
My man
They’re gonna be wishing ramen was as cheap as it was when they were young.
/me cracks egg into ramen
This is why you can’t afford a house
The new avocado toast.
Put avovado toast into ramen with eggs, now say goodbye to ever owning your home.
#putaneggonit
I have terrible news about your 30s…
I just hope my 40s suck less. I’m almost stable and my country is probably going to collapse. And then the ecosystem around us will follow suit, yaaaay…
I have some people to jointly buy land with, and a zero waste, zero emission farm plan in place to weather the storm. Maybe. If we can all get our shit together super soon… it won’t be much but it’ll be ours and we’ll defend it fiercely. It’s the American way.
We’ll definitely be a local stop on the railroad, though, and I already know others who will do the same.
In your 40s your body begins to break down. Often your mind slows down too. And you’ll have people relying on you, whether at work as a senior colleague, your children, your aging parents/other relatives, your friends whose bodies have begun to break down, or whatever responsibilities/opportunities you’ve taken in your various communities.
None of those things apply to me so I’m still hopeful. :)
Shitty? Those were the best times, it’s all downhill from there.
This is so true for real. When I was in my 20s it’s true, I had ramen almost every day, but I also had a constant friend group I was always around. I never went to college but I was close with highschool friends for years, until mid to late 20s. Then it just… Stopped.
It’s chill, we’re all gonna die of cancer from all the microplastics in our brains anyway. Or in Civil War II or something. Whatever.
