“Not quite as pretty as you, thats how I could tell you apart.”
This man wives.
Say, without any perceptible pause whatsoever, “Not nearly as hot as you, that’s how I knew it wasn’t you.”
Rizz 100
“Of course she was, she looked like you”
C’mon dude. You already set this up.
“Pretty, but she lacked your charm.”
Me being awkward: Of course she was. I mean, you are too!!
Or you can just say yes. You don’t usually stop finding other people attractive when you are in a relationship
I think part of the joke is that lots of the traditional straight ppl out there have wild expectations like not finding others attractive anymore.
My gal and I will turn to each other and do a silent “goddamn” when we see an attractive person. Very refreshing having come off a couple of very jealous relationships
“It was a man actually”
It’s a trap!
Are people not allowed to find others attractive after they’re married or something? What is this sentiment?
Possessiveness, aka jealousy
Boomerisms
It’s more of a shitpost than a sentiment. My husband and I talk about other attractive people all the time.
Yes you are!
My wife and I don’t hesitate at all to talk about hot people we see. Is that really so uncommon?
I hope not. I would be miserable in such an insecure relationship.
I thought she was looking a bit chubby recently to be honest
