• Bizarroland@kbin.social
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        11 months ago

        Dad, why is the secret service here?

        Don’t worry about it son, there was a little mishap and your mom shat the president.

        Next thing you know thanks to a series of unfortunate misunderstandings and accordimg to Amazon a “malfunctioning Alexa” we had to get the federal government involved.