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minus-squareEmperorHenry@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up117·1 year agoEvery time I think printers can’t get any worse, they get worse. What’s next? are they going to have to scan your anus to confirm that it’s actually you printing things? I shouldn’t give them ideas. By the way, I’m sure there’s a way to get into the firmware of the printer to disconnect it from that centralized service.
minus-squareShard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 year agoOr get the brother printer while they’re still good.
minus-squareCrowAirbrush@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoI would think it plays an ad on the screen and you have to touch it to start so it knows you’re there and doesn’t print until the ad is finished.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoOh god, imagine your printer waking you up at 3 am as it spits out an ad for Arby’s. But hey, ink at half price!
minus-squareGeriatrickid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoI can picture it, if you don’t want ads printed at the bottom of every page you have to subscribe.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·edit-21 year ago What’s next? The firmware will ask for a tip every 10 pages.
minus-squareutopianfiat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoPlease drink a verification can
minus-squareR0cket_M00se@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year ago“PLAYER ATTEMPTING TO STEAL ONLINE PLAY!!!” mom just walked in the room
minus-squareRandomlyAssigned@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoIf they could get away with it, they would have made paper that only works on their printer, and it would be more expensive than normal paper but you have to use it.
minus-squarebasketdou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoDymo has done that a year ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzSDJRC0F6c
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minus-squarefirst_ad4972@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoWhy not just not allow it to connect to any internet and use wired printing?
minus-squarecloudy1999@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoA whole other brown ring of quality
minus-squareDasnap@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year ago Please drink verification can to continue
minus-squarenicerdicer@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoActually, someone already came up with the idea of anal fingerprinting, albeit in another context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
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Every time I think printers can’t get any worse, they get worse.
What’s next? are they going to have to scan your anus to confirm that it’s actually you printing things? I shouldn’t give them ideas.
By the way, I’m sure there’s a way to get into the firmware of the printer to disconnect it from that centralized service.
Or get the brother printer while they’re still good.
Printed ads.
Yes
I would think it plays an ad on the screen and you have to touch it to start so it knows you’re there and doesn’t print until the ad is finished.
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Oh god, imagine your printer waking you up at 3 am as it spits out an ad for Arby’s. But hey, ink at half price!
I can picture it, if you don’t want ads printed at the bottom of every page you have to subscribe.
The firmware will ask for a tip every 10 pages.
Please drink a verification can
“PLAYER ATTEMPTING TO STEAL ONLINE PLAY!!!”
mom just walked in the room
If they could get away with it, they would have made paper that only works on their printer, and it would be more expensive than normal paper but you have to use it.
Dymo has done that a year ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzSDJRC0F6c
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=xzSDJRC0F6c
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Why not just not allow it to connect to any internet and use wired printing?
Even better!
A whole other brown ring of quality
Actually, someone already came up with the idea of anal fingerprinting, albeit in another context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.