What? bullshit. My posture is totally fine.
I sat up lol
Whenever I see someone doing that, I instinctively do this:
Hey.
Shut up.
fuck
I like to slump when I shit.
My toilet posture is pristine you philistine
Have you got a squatty potty?
My
toiletlatrine posture is pristine you philistineThat sounds better for sure. I’ll hang it on the wall opposite the latrine
Are you spying on me ?
Sitting up straight isn’t magically better than sitting in a more resting position.
no
Fuck you spiderman, you’re not my real dad!
Everybody gets one!
Fixed, I’m now scrolling while lying stomach down on the bed.
Thanks spiderman, but you cant tell me what to do!
Sure he can. He just has no control over your reaction.
Hah, why do you assume the worst of people? I am so conscious of my posture that I am constantly working on it even when resting. While I browse Lemmy I am laying down in a bridge position squeezing my glutes.
I should do more of these.
Can it, spider-Dork, I’m poopin’