robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square239fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down121
arrow-up1990arrow-down1imageWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square239fedilink
minus-squareakatsukilevi@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-28 months agoWait wait wait, hear me out A snail
minus-squareSabata11792@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·8 months agoIm not risking it unless I can verify the identity of the snail beforehand. With my luck, I know what snail it would be.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-28 months agoThis guy doesn’t know about the snail.
minus-squareakatsukilevi@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoI do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?
minus-squareakatsukilevi@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoThen throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserable
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up1·8 months agopicks up pretty seashell How tough can a snail be?
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·8 months agoIs the snail already chasing after me?
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·8 months agoThis fight started in 2002 mate, you just forgot.
Wait wait wait, hear me out
A snail
Im not risking it unless I can verify the identity of the snail beforehand. With my luck, I know what snail it would be.
Use a brick
This guy doesn’t know about the snail.
I do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?
It’s immortal.
Then throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserable
picks up pretty seashell How tough can a snail be?
Is the snail already chasing after me?
This fight started in 2002 mate, you just forgot.
Decoy snail.