To be fair, they’re getting blasted in the face long before they turn 30.
I thought that was to moisturize their skin?!
Protein enhancement
Hot glue
Ha! Nice!
Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?
Wow that’s sad but understandable.
… Why is everyone looking so cheerful in that page? You don’t smile when discussing euthanasia or learning about it…
WikiHow had a certain style to it. I love it
Feels a little like an Eldritch corporation that doesn’t totally understand humanity, but produces simple guides to existence in a an effort to ease the suffering of our poor squalid souls.
Reminds me of that scene from Fight Club. Apparently everyone on WikiHow is high on concentrated oxygen 😄
That was actually sad to read, even being a hypothetical situation.
Because they don’t have to beat it afterwards? 🤷🏾
What the fuck is wrong with you?
“Beating a dead horse” is an old saying/idiom in the US meaning “that a particular effort is futile, being a waste of time without a positive outcome,” such as flogging/beating a dead horse, which will not compel it to do useful work. Maybe it didn’t land as well I thought it would.
For reals. Those human empathy/nurturing emotions are strong.
Yeah, that’s some serious chronic severe lameness 😟
Step 8) ensure that your horse is dead.
This guide is perfect
It’s a really grim article but it’s goddamn hilarious that it exists. I’m just picturing someone following it step by step without reading the whole thing first. “Okay aim the gun at a point just off the side of the bony ridge, okay…” points gun at blindfolded horse “…now what? Hang on.”
I really like this pic earlier in the article where the vet’s stethoscope is informing the owner that the horse has a tadpole and is going to turn into a mind flayer 😁
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Noooo curse you internet! 😂
Also this isn’t how you shoot a horse
How do you properly shoot a horse if not like how the wikihow says?
If you’ve never done it before, congratulations, try to keep it that way. If its your first time you’re going to want a tube of greese paint or some chalk. Draw an x using it from the left eye to the right ear, and the right ear to the left eye. The convergence point is the thinnest part of the skull. You’re going to want to use a small caliber hand gun for this next part. .22 is what most vets recommend. A police service pistol is way too much and will make a huge mess. You’re going to shoot the horse at the center of the x with the gun held very close, but not directly on the horses head. The idea is you cannot miss from this distance, but you also won’t create a pressure problem that causes the gun to misfire. The idea with all of this is its the least likely for mistakes. In an emergency, such as shipping a horse overseas on a plane, a trained attendant will use a higher caliber handgun, such as a .38, and skip the x, instead eyeballing it.
Welp, that’s enough Lemmy for me today.
Both my parents were large animal vets. I kinda didn’t get an option not to learn this
Interesting although solemn
The actual article is mostly the same unless I missed something
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You never met a passenger on a plane who needed to be euthanized for the benefit of everyone else?
Nah, I didn’t fly much, or in ages. Tooth pain an pressure changes don’t go well together. 😬
But I can totally imagine that being crammed in a metal tube for hours at a time, alongside several dozen/hundred other humans, can very easily become an unpleasant experience.
Attendants ride with the horses when shipping overseas. If a horse panics it can imbalance the plane leading to catastrophic failure
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They are sedated to oblivion. Its just that like any sedative or anesthetic it can wear off if things get so stressful that the drugs turn out not to be enough.
You’d be surprised at the lack of resources to learn how to do it yourself. Myself for instance? I would’ve thought you should preserve the ammo and pistol whip the thing until desired results achieved.
That upgrade from stepsister to stepmom.
They just start making MILF porn instead.
18 to 35 = Teen
35+ = MILFMore like 18-27 = teen But also 21+ = milf
Basically the second you can’t play “teen” convincingly anymore it’s off to milfland
Two of the biggest stars in the industry are over 40.
Corey Chase and Brandi Love are not ready for pasture yet.
The glue factory you mean
Well, they do have expertise with sticky fluids.
Oh they’re making glue alright
Saturday morning at your mom’s house.
I thought regular milf or cougar porn was a popular category too?
It is, but all of those are faux-incest these days.
I don’t know how Corey Chase has collected all these step sons.
One step at a time
Nice
She’s the steppiest and what are you doingest mom of all!
Um, totally unrelated question from a random passerby, does this apply to non-porn actresses as well?
Only when they break a leg.
This also works as a commentary on the American medical system.
Wait why was one bullet $2500 dollars? Ok… but do we really need to be buying sterile bullets for this?
LMAO
“Hey can you throw this box of 25 Federal HSTs in the autoclave for me?”
Ten minutes later
"Whaddya mean Steve died?
Blew up did he?
The autoclave huh?
Well shit…"
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All milf and step mum are under 30
These days basically once your legality is no longer questionable 😑
Syren De Mer is 53
Riley Reid, Natasha nice?
Angela White?
There’s other pornstars out there that are still very popular even though they’re over 30
And Corey Chase.
And Siri Dahl.
And Penny Barber.
And Syren Der Mar.
And Lauren Phoenix.
And Cherie Deville.
And Mona Wales.
And… You know what? I don’t think this meme is correct at all. Syren Der Mar didn’t even start her career until she was well into her 40s. Maybe this was true 20 years ago. These days, if a performer can put up with the industry grind and avoid getting coked out, they can go a long time.
Lemmy users definitely know their porn!
What can I say? I have a type. And it’s mostly women over 35.
Actually, I think Lenna Lovings is the only up and cummer I’m even aware of anymore.
Yeah but where
Lauren Philips, she’s over 30 and he’s hot.
I don’t really like Corey Chase though. Or Cherie Deville. I like Mona Wales though.
Mona Wales was great on The Upper Floor. Fantastic squirrel energy. Comes through on some of her other stuff sometimes, but that’s where she was allowed to improvise more than other scenes.
I miss the Upper Floor. Nothing else like it.
She’s over 30 and he’s hot
Who is he?
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explain…?
Not the guy you’re replying to, but I’ve read (and my personal experience confirms) that women in their 30’s have high sex drives, a lot more sexual experience, and are a lot more blunt about what they want. I don’t sleep with guys, but as a guy in my 30’s, this tracks with how I’ve developed as well, so it’s probably more of a 30’s thing than a woman thing.
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Hottest? Hell no, most of them hit the wall at 30. 18-25 is the prime age.
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Are you scooping them up from school or sum
Okay Leonardo DiCaprio
Based Leo
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Not bad to be relegated to step-mom roles.
There’s a lot of washing machines to get stuck into.
Holy shit Lemmy ain’t afraid to talk about their spankables. Well done. Kinda freaky.
This just needs Hunter Biden diving in front of the guy with the gun, returning fire.
