Objectively speaking it’s suicide Linux, but subjectively speaking it’s Ubuntu
That’s the one where your command not found handler looks like this?
command_not_found_handle() { rm -rf --no-preserve-root -- / }Now available in Docker! Post your record times before a system wipe.
Linux in hardcore mode.
sl dc cta ehco sduo pat pamcan dfn zypprOh shit.
Thanks I hate it.
I can smell that one.
Gross
Yeah there’s a few different right answers but Ubuntu/Canonical is definitely one of them.
Newbie here. Why Ubuntu/ canonical?
I was fine with Ubuntu until they started Snappifying every package and replacing the .deb packages in apt with stubs for their Snaps. All of the other annoyances were manageable, but that was a bridge too far.
If I type
apt-get install foo, I expect apt to resolve the dependencies for thefoopackage and install those. Instead, Ubuntu replaces thefoopackage with a stub that downloads the snap for it instead (as well as snapd if you have chosen to remove it).Before that, Ubuntu was fine albeit a little bloated. I’ve since gone back to vanilla Debian and couldn’t be happier.
The company goes against the Linux philosophy in everything it does. Ubuntu as an OS is more like Microsoft than Linux, in spirit; we’re going to tell you how the system operates and you’ll deal with it. Litany of privacy issues by default. And like the Admiral says below, the insanity of snap bullshit. Oh, and then there’s this crap.
I just opened the hiring process link out of curiosity, and I read it. No wonder I’ve been seeing quite a few remote/wfh Desktop support positions at Canonical in multiple offices across the country over on LinkedIn. They might just be expanding, or their employees are leaving, or they are baving a hard time hiring new ones.
Im a newbie and geting to know suicide linux made me laugh. But why ubuntu would be the worst? Asking genuinely.
It’s had a reputation of being clunky and bloated. It’s better these days than it was 6-7 years ago. But other distros were at this point way sooner, so it’s kept its negative connotation.
So if I’m an amateur what distro should I use for the cleanest experience?
I don’t know what “clean” means to you but Linux Mint is the best “just works and doesn’t bother you” beginner distro in my opinion.
I mean unbloated, light on resources. But thanks, I have been recomended Mint too. Thank you !!!
If you care about “bloat”, do a minimal Debian installation and have fun. Batteries not included, some assembly required.
If you have 2GB of RAM or less, Debian Xfce would be a good choice. Otherwise, resource requirements simply aren’t an issue with Linux on a modern laptop or desktop.
You are right, I’ve tried Ubuntu, Manjaro and Debian and what I value most is simplicity and stability oh and very important ia the desktop too.
Manjaro. I’ve never known a distro break as much as this.
I generally don’t like to judge distro’s, because they’ve all got pros and cons. With Manjaro, the pros column is pretty empty :).
Manjaro’s packages being separate from the main arch linux repository is really the kicker. It’s a completely preventable source of dependency issues especially when it comes to the aur. Instructions on the arch linux wiki won’t quite line up with what you need to do on Manjaro sometimes, and eventually you’ll be SOL if you only follow the arch wiki. You won’t understand the components of your system as well if you install Manjaro so a first-time user will have a harder experience fixing their machine.
It’s a classic case of “if it aint broke don’t fix it”. Manjaro fixes a problem that never existed. Arch linux works perfectly as a daily driver. The installation process continues to get easier, and really there is no experience required, if you can follow instructions, the wiki goes into great detail on everything you need to do to get to a working system and keep it that way.
there’s a reason Manjarno keeps getting forked on GitHub …
Couple friends swore Manjaro was great. I tried it.
God I hate it. It feels like the worst of everything it tries to sample from.
It hasn’t broken for me once in 3 years. The stuff they add on top of Arch (the installer, pamac, the tools to manage graphical drivers and kernels etc.) are genuinely useful and improve the experience for people who would have never used Arch otherwise. It’s a pleasure to use… and therein lies the crux of the matter, I think.
Some people are too in love with the idea of being cool for roughing it with Arch and can’t stand the notion of “easy Arch”. It’s the only explanation I can find for some of the stuff I hear. Like “it just broke” — when it never broke for me in daily use, and I’m using dozens of AUR packages, gaming (on Nvidia too) etc. generally doing whatever I need with it without holding back.
Honorary mentions to:
Ubuntu Christian Edition
Ubuntu Satanic Edition
And
Hannah Montana Linux
Hannah Montana Linix is both the best and the worst at the same time. Quite an achievment, right?
Are you saying it was The Best of Both Worlds?
Out of the distros that are actually used by people as general OS, I’d say Slackware.
Don’t get me wrong, I have a soft spot in my heart for Slackware and I think there is a niche for “simple in design like Arch, stable like Debian”.But a system that doesn’t boot after a kernel upgrade unless you manually copy the new kernel into your EFI path, rebuild the initramfs and point the bootloader to the new kernel, is just objectively outdated.
The community will refuse to help you unless you did a full installation, which includes multiple programs for the same task including 5 window managers, 2 desktop environments and around a dozen text editors and terminals, but no Libreoffice, Thunderbird, Gimp or Gnome.
And its official documentation contains gems like “Some modern computers have started to offer motherboards that use Unified Extensible Firmware Interface (UEFI) as a replacement for the traditional BIOS.”
It used to be a great distro in its time, but nowadays I can’t find a single reason not to use Debian instead.
I agree. I have a soft spot for Slackware but having to download all packages, dealing with nuances like the one you mentioned etc really makes me think newer distributions like Void might just be easier
Not a fan of Android myself.
I prefer it a great deal over iOS.
Android is Linux, iOS is BSD. Both are the worst distro’s of their respective kernel.
MacOS is also BSD (but at least macos has homebrew and a tiling window manager)
While not agreeing, I still upvoted.
Why do you think that way? What’s your opinion on FOSS-Androids like GrapheneOS?
With “Android”, do you just mean Samsung’s spin for example?
What alternatives do you have in mind? Is iOS better in your opinion? Did mobile Linux get better?
GrapheneOS only works with Google hardware. Part of the Android appeal versus iOS is the wide variety of hardware options allowing consumers to find the right hardware for themselves. Instead you are chained to Google’s decisions; if they are slow to add a hardware feature or stupidly remove a feature—like the headphone jack—then you are SoL on upgrades.
if I had a bullet to kill Ubuntu or Manjaro, Id put 1000 bullets in Manjaro
Manjaro is suppossed to be “easy to install Arch Linux” and oh hell nah I am never going to use it. If Arch Linux breaks once per 1-2 years, the Manjaro breaks in 1-2 months… Had it installed for “daily driver” like 3 times and all of those times it broke.
How? I’ve been using it for 3 years now as my daily driver, it’s one of the most pleasant distros I’ve ever used. I don’t understand how people break it.
I don’t understand how people break it.
It’s probably related to installing packages through the AUR, even though it’s known to be unsupported on Manjaro specifically due to their policy of holding back packages.
This
I ran Manjaro for years. I think I ever needed, wanted something out of aur once for a simple something.
I don’t even think it should be avoided at all times. Just approach it through an Arch-container, Distrobox can streamline that process, and everything should be gucci.
I have something like 70 AUR packages installed and it’s very seldom I have problems.
There isn’t any significant difference in AUR compatibility between Manjaro, Arch or any other Arch based distro. I believe this to be an often misunderstood issue.
When you install an AUR package it will work now, on the current state of the distro (current package versions). Later, as you upgrade packages, AUR packages will gradually start failing to work. This is the same on any Arch distro and it depends on how often you upgrade. If anything, by delaying packages by 2 weeks Manjaro will also delay potential incompatibility.
TLDR is that all AUR packages will break eventually and have to be reinstalled periodically, on any distro.
I’ve used Manjaro for a few years now and it’s the longest I’ve gone without formatting and reinstalling. Then again, to each his own. Run what works for you!
Manjaro was NOTHING but problems when I installed it.
@chunkyhairball @WindowsEnjoyer It’s Manjaro lol
Elementary OS. People who have apparently only seen MacOS in screenshots went to a lot of trouble to copy it poorly.
edit: I was expecting to get more than a couple of downvotes, or maybe at least one person asking me what I don’t like about Elementary OS. So I preemptively downloaded the latest stable version, installed it in a VM and used it for 30 minutes or so before posting this comment. It had been a few years since I looked at it, and continues to be exactly what I have come to expect.
So I didn't suffer for nothing, a few observations:
- The big “e” logo on the boot screen of this very-polished OS overlaps the throbber animation. We’re off to a good start.
- The keyboard shortcut list quotes shortcuts with
⌘. I’m not even running this on a Mac. - There was something I genuinely couldn’t figure out, I think maybe in the file manager? So I ended up pressing F1 and also trying that in a few of the preinstalled applications (I don’t remember which was which) to see if there was some help available. One application actually popped up a traditional help file. I was impressed! In another application F1 did nothing. In a third application it opened the web browser and started loading a StackOverflow page (lol). I mean, if minimalism is your software ideology, how hard is it to document all four of the features?
- I had a few applications open on the main workspace and another one open on a second workspace. On that second workspace I tried launching a settings panel, idk, maybe Keyboard or something. Nothing happens. I try it again and still nothing happens. It turns out that because I had left the settings window open on the other workspace, trying to launch another settings thingy just appears to silently fail. How would I have even known the search result was part of the application I had open? (Not that that makes it user-error.)
- I was curious to see if there was a task (process) manager and how they would implement a very basic one. I also wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t include one. But Elementary OS was like, “Cool, here’s
htop.” Oh boy. I mean, it’s not exactly noob-friendly, but it’s something. I try launching it and… nothing happens. Maybe don’t suggest CLI apps in the launcher if they’re impossible to launch? - The functionality of the music playing application is inscrutable. There’s no way to add a folder to “watch” as your library. Okay, so maybe it’s not library-based (though the included photos application is). Dragging mp3 files into the window looks like it’s going to work (I think a “+” badge appears over the icon?) but dropping it in results in a generic error. (“File can’t be read” or something.) But double-clicking the same file in the file manager enqueues it and it can actually be played, so…
- The included text editor is called “code editor” or something. It has a few extra IDE-like features, nice. One of the features is: you can type a number in a box and quickly skip to that line number. Except that always results in ending up on the wrong line. Like, enter “3” and the box changes to display “3-decimalpoint-randomdigits” but you end up on… line 2. Enter 6 and you end up on line 5 with 6.something showing in the box. What?
- In the file manager, with a file selected, beginning to type doesn’t select a file in your current folder, doesn’t start a recursive search beginning at your current folder, but starts a recursive search of your entire system. With a completely fresh system, no extra files or applications, I had to wait like 15 seconds to find out what was going on, and the top search result was something other than the matching file that was right there in the current directory.
This represents maybe half of the issues I came across doing really basic stuff for 30 minutes.
When people complain about duplication of effort within the free software world, I usually don’t agree. I think it’s usually fine if people want to spend their time writing a whole new thing for a specific or niche use-case! But if this is where things are after (checks Wikipedia) 12 years…
Agreed. It may look kind of like macOS, but it’s nowhere near as functional. Also: No. Desktop. Icons. Just why.
if you want desktop icons just configure and install something to do that. that’s the best part about Linux is that your distro literally doesn’t matter, it’s just a good starting point to jump off and customize
What is the kind of program called that manages desktop icons?
I’m pretty sure that such a program would need to get integrated to the desktop environment somehow, like with a plugin or something, but then this seems like a feature that should be a very basic part of common desktop environments. Even opensuse with KDE supports it by default.
I’m saddened by how the once great Elementary OS has fallen from grace. I hope they will be able to bounce back to former glory and beyond, but I’m skeptical at best…
I tried to like elementary and used for it for months awhile ago. But it was missing so many basic features for an OS. Eg, they only just added bulk rename to the file manager.
I’m surprised nobody mentioned ChromeOS yet.
Nobody considers it a Linux distro.
And also really not that bad for what it is. I quite enjoyed my time with it actually. It’s most egregious crimes are that Google makes it and privacy issues.
I think Chrome OS did an excellent job of achieving what it set out to do. Which was be a low profile closed ecosystem meant for people who just need to surf the web.
I won a Chromebook in a drawing and used it fairly regularly until my wife co-opted it as her own.
Can you explain why you think that?
If you thought you hated Ubuntu, lemme introduce you to Ubuntuce!
The same shitty, anti-FOSS hyperfocus on Snaps, but now bundled with your favorite evangelical nuttiness!
I’m guessing that zombie processes automatically get born again.
I think the Venn diagram between Christofascists and Linux OS developers is one person.
I love that they keep saying stuff like “introducing Ubuntu to the Christian community”, as if they couldn’t already use it.
And the nice people that use it
I mean… I only glanced over their landing page, and aside from the religious shit (and ubuntu heritage,) it doesn’t look that bad, or I’m missing something? They have preconfigured blocker and screen time monitor, which may be nice for some people.
It probably doesn’t have support for plug and play, tho…
I am offended by snaps. I feel they’re a disingenuous attempt to control the FOSS ecosystem.
I am OFFENDED by content blocking and policing. It’s a very blatant attempt to keep kids from getting important healthcare information. It ends up spreading disease and creating miserable people.
I, personally, think that many rabbis would be offended at making a symbol the focus of your worship, and that a certain rabbi in particular would be perhaps more than offended if you made the particular gibbet they nailed him to the focus of your worship.
I can’t believe this my first time hearing about this distro, really giving Hanna Montana Linux a run for its money lol
Take out the religious aspect and it looks like a good OS for families and kids. Linux is lacking in the parental controls department compared to other systems so this is nice to see.
Hot damn, you can have it block porn and Fake News!
Yes, but to block fake news you need the max setting, which also blocks social media
If you’d prefer, of course, you could block social media without blocking fake news, because priorities
So StevenBlack’s hosts list?
Lindows. I can’t believe it still exists in some form…
Oh god, it actually ships with Edge as default browser, “which is based on open source technologies and uniquely engineered for security, privacy and performance” according to their website.
And WHY? would you use Powershell in a Linux distro?
And WHY? would you use Powershell in a Linux distro?
This is definitely a hot take, but PowerShell is a better scripting environment than shell scripts. Much more powerful since you have the entire .NET framework available, and it’s a more modern design (e.g. you pipe objects rather than plain strings, so extracting particular fields from some data is straightforward, and you rarely need to use
greporcut). Since it’s available out-of-the-box on Windows, it’s not a bad environment for cross-platform scripts.Agree, powershell is great. Its powerful, easy to write, readable and object orientated, not stringly typed
Redstar
죽을래?
ABSOLUTELY PROPRIETARY
Whatever distro is the exact opposite of Hanna Montana Linux?
So Justin Bieber Linux (AKA Biebian)?
No no no please no
ChromeOS if you consider it as one.
I love chromeOS. It’s the best os to help manage the computer needs of all the old people in your life.
Any autoupdating atomic linux distro with a working Browser would be that, wouldnt it? Maybe gnome with dash to dock, if you really need put on Ungoogled Chromium and thats it.
I think a Fedora Silverblue based alternative to ChromeOS could really be a thing!
Have you met old people‽
Although, I agree about a stripped-down distro that could be equivalent. It could even be helpful for remote management, etc. You might be on to something!
Yes, very good and always on VNC solutions for these desktops need to be there.
I will do this, I swear. Not sure when haha, but this is so nice. It should start as a ublue spin, they do a great job.
So:
- Fedora Silverblue Ublue
- non wheel user
- preinstall addons
- maybe some UI-resetting method (idea: have a second inaccessible profile and override UI changes with that on system boot)
- preinstall Flatpaks: Flathub, Firefox, Libreoffice, Thunderbird, Pinta, some video player, loupe
- maybe some apps through distrobox, depending on the school (here is where the ugly part begins)
- wayvnc + novnc + dynDNS for remote management
- automatic updates (polkit rule) but nothing else
- hardened firewall and no exceptions.
- selinux confined user?
- parental controls maybe?
- smb mounting etc allowed. Maybe encrypted folders for personal storage (school account stuff)
- policies for locking firefox and thunderbird.
Creating restricted systems is weird though. In Windows it seems every part is intended to be locked down. Linux was never created as such a platform, but I think it could match certain standards.
Manjaro’s advertising as compatible with mainline AUR remains one of the biggest middle fingers to users that I have seen in the industry.
Manjaro’s advertising as compatible with mainline AUR
I’ve honestly never used Manjaro nor do I ever intend to, however this page suggests otherwise. Would you be so kind to point me out where I can find said advertising?
Ubuntu.
