I think you would make more money if you gave handys behind the Wendy’s dumpster every day for 7 years.
“while your investment appreciates in value”, hopefully.
> Realise you still owe the credit card debt.
Declare bankruptcy!
I didn’t just say it, I declared it
Just commit a crime with a longer sentence than your state’s statute of limitations.
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You already fucked up in step 2
Come to that you fucked up in step 1. Do you really think the credit card companies are gonna let that debt just sit there not accruing interest and not send debt collectors to your house while you’re in jail?
Not if you sell your house to buy more crypto ;)
:o
Let’s go one further:
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Get turned into a vampire
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Buy crypto
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Go sleep in your coffin for 100 years
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???
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Profit
5. Profit-
Realize it’s at 0$
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Cry
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Remember you bought doge because Elon Musk said so
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Cry
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In prison.
Butthole destroyed.
Make check on coin.
Massive loss in value.
No.
Most sane crypto bro
I mean if I had gone to jail right after I bought any of my crypto I’d be doing better. Sadly, it makes more sense to pull the crypto than default.
I think I had less than a cent of bitcoin and managed to pull 20 later (almost all of it) then another 20 later. Huge percent profit.
I know someone who did this. Now, He is in Loss.
:.|:;
Someone actually did this, then built a nuclear fallout shelter in their backyard in the middle of some city, but he did it all redneck and it blew up or something while building an underground generator or something and killed a 17 year old kid, he went back to jail, got out after another crypto spike, tried to cash out and immediately got sued by the family of the dead kid for wrongful death and got sued by the IRS for back taxes. It’s a fucking rabbit hole of a story.
do you have a link?
the IRS TAXMAN finds out and resizes anons rectum in search of the missing funds
nah, you just claim to have used it on drugs, fits well with the go to prison for a while bit
Hi yes, Mr drug dealer. Do u take credit?
no, only crypto
Be me
Be me
Be me
You’ll have to somehow launder that crypto first.
You probably wouldn’t need laundered crypto, but you would need to be able to hide it from the bankruptcy court. This only works if you can clear the credit card debt.
Monero doesn’t need to be laundered.
BitTornado.
“take out credit card debt” sounds so goofy like you’re going to the debt store and getting a receipt
I still don’t get how the punishment for any crime is to not have to work or pay rent… Maybe there’s something to this whole life of crime thing?
I think you’ll find there some other downsides too
Ya know, what’s a stabbing every few months?
In certain U.S. states they send you an itemized bill for your own incarceration.
You have to work and pay rent in prison.
