Our every action is to get closer to having sex.
Go ahead, challenge me 😈
Posting on Lemmy.
That sweet femboy love…
Fuck whoever downvoted you, that was funny
When attempting suicide we’re just trying to end up in a moratorium with a necrophile employee
Gotta make sure you are the hottest corpse out there
Ahem, I believe the correct term is “cracking open a cold one”.
One of your sexes will be the last sex of your life and then everything after that is getting farther away from having sex.
Not if you go out with a bang
That’s what I’m hoping for fingers crossed.
Well, maybe it’s just that everytime she’s around men, they do think about sex. There’s no way for her to have a different experience.
Maybe it’s also just projection. Like, she sees men as only fucktoys and a necessary evil to have. So the men treat her likewise.
Maybe it’s just a meme where the context has to be interpreted, and the only projection that exists are those revealed from those interpretations.
The real friends are the projections we made along the way.
A Rorschach meme?
tbh, it felt wrong while i wrote it. But i wrote it anyway.
All of these but unironically.
Just finished another round of fucking with (or being fucked by?) Nixos’s built-in containers, and can’t stop thinking of continuing tomorrow. So, agreed
I am so happy to have healthy sex with portage
Yeah nah. I took one look at it and knew it was not for me.
Like… Yes. Is it wrong to think about sex?
Missed opportunity to say “I’m feelin’ hot”
Well people who get enlisted get fucked in a whole other level
BOYZ ROOL GURLS DROOL
relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/1564/
I wanna reply, if not for all this sex in my head.
You could say, the dude in the last picture is on fire.
Is panel 3 that inaccurate tho
I’m pretty sure I more often am annoyed by the No Apparent Reason Boner I’ve popped than I am actively thinking or fantasizing about sex
Glad to know that happens to other people too
You missed the joke “as hot as sex”
Yeesh, being tied off like that is in no way comfortable. I have done the whole safety harness in a scissor/boom lift, but I have zero desire to be one of those crazy tower climbers or be near electrical utilities. I like the Klein bag though.
